Blag, today there was a missile alert in Hawaii!
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was some kind of cyber terrorism shit. It could have just been a mistake that some defense department official did, but I would not be surprised if it was a cyber terror attack fucking around with us.
If it was a real missile strike, would you be like, “well, I did what I wanted to do. This is how it’s gonna be.” Or, would you be like, “Not yet! Not yet!”
No, I’m good with death. Now that I’m starting to get fat, I think that death might be a good alternative. I shouldn’t even say “starting.” Now that I’m fat, death is a good alternative.
Are you self-conscious? Are you vain?
Yes and yes. I was one of those lucky people. I was able to